Weeks Thirteen to Sixteen
Sunday 9th August
We hitched up the caravan to the car and set off
really early. By the time I’d had my nap we were near Derby and stopped
for a comfort break on the A50. After that it wasn’t long before we
arrived at Hognaston. Our pitch was great, lovely views over Carsington
Water and just through the fence was a field of sheep.
Lunch was a bit late today as we cracked on with
the jobs first. I helped as usual moving the pegs and mallet to where I
thought mum would need them next, and we soon had the awning up. After
all that exertion I collapsed.
We went to meet the other ralliers at tea time.
There were no other dogs, so I got all the attention and a biscuit.
Monday 10th
Drizzle and rain all morning. Spent an hour with
Tom and Kath while mum popped out and then had a walk in the afternoon
when the sun came out.
Tuesday 11th
Up at 5.20am for a call of nature and then into bed
with mum.
I had a nap on her head. We went to see Christine
and Hilton today. What a great place they’ve got, loads to explore. I
bravely used the stepping stone to walk over the water to reach the
secret garden and I helped tidy up some garden cuttings.
After lunch we walked into town, stopping at
Vivienne’s antique shop and also to speak to a number of people who knew
us, but I didn’t know them. I was not too keen on pushchairs and people
carrying large bags of shopping, but I coped really well with the
traffic and crossing roads.
We climbed the steps to get home, because the house
is at the top of the hill in Ashbourne and then I had a nap. When I woke
up the cows in the field next to the terrace were right up against the
fence. They were a bit too close and a bit too large so I retreated
indoors, discretion being the better part of valour. It was dark when we
drove home to the caravan and past my bedtime.
Wednesday 12th
Had a bit of a lie in this morning. Mum got me up
at 8.00am and then it was all systems go. Don’t know what the rush was
all about because it was a drizzly morning and not worth getting up. I
helped mop out the shower and then we went to fetch water. Shreddies for
breakfast today, which were nice for a change and then back to bed for
the rest of the morning.
Wafer thin ham with my Bakers Complete topped with
a slice of cucumber for lunch. I had some time with Ken and Dorothy
today while mum went out for gas. I got some walks in the field and we
all had tea together this afternoon. Went out this evening to watch for
shooting stars but neither of us could see anything.
Thursday 13th
Our day to ‘do a day’ today which means we are in
charge of the field.
Christine came to see us today and I had a taste of
mum’s ice cream, which was really nice.
I have now spent many hours researching the
behaviour of sheep. They never stop eating, but it’s all the same food,
no variety at all. They make quite a lot of noise and when I am watching
them they watch me. Every time I try to be friendly and have a closer
look they run away. They look quite furry and cuddly but I think they
are a bit stupid.
research into sheep behaviour
Friday 14th
We took Ken and Dorothy to Tissington today. We
walked right round the village, it is quite beautiful with lovely
cottages and a big manor house. We stopped for coffee and then at the
butcher’s shop. Just before we got back in the car mum asked if I would
like a drink from one of the many wells in the village. They dress these
wells at Ascension time with flowers. The well I chose bubbled into a
stream that ran along the side of the road. I found that if you ran up
and down in the stream it made a lovely splashing noise and was great
fun.
In the afternoon I got a small soft ice cream cone
and it was yummy.
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Saturday 15th
Mum and I needed to get supplies this morning so we
went into Ashbourne market. This foray took us over an hour because we
were stopped by more than 10 people who made a fuss of me and wanted to
know exactly who I was. Mum said I wasn’t to get big headed, because
after that I thought everyone wanted to speak to me.
Sunday 16th
Christine and Hilton came to see us today and we
had a BBQ. They had steak from the Tissington butcher which they all
said was wonderful. Personally I couldn’t comment because I didn’t get
any. However it was nice to have guests because you do get new tastes
and supper was cheese with a little smoked salmon.
Mon 17th
Mum had put the rolled up windbreak under the
caravan, so this morning I removed the poles from the fabric and laid
them out on the field.
windbreak tidying
This afternoon we went out in the car and I sat up
in my cage and watched. It was a very pleasant run round the Derbyshire
Dales with a stop for tea and cake at Matlock in the park.
I barked at the sheep in the next field tonight and
I got told off.
Tuesday 18th
Had a rest this morning while mum worked on her
laptop. After lunch we set off on an expedition around Carsington Water.
We met lots of people on bicycles and walkers with dogs of all colours
and sizes and we were stopped many times by people who wanted to talk
about little ol’ me. I think I must be unique. I am used to hearing
‘isn’t he cute’, but today we got ‘bless my soul’ and ‘cool’ as
responses to my breeding. I rather like to be called ‘cool’, sounds kind
of, well, cool!
Carsington Water
After an hour or so we stopped and returned the way
we came. A nice paddle in the lake with a Sealyham and then I got really
interested in goose poo, so we came home.
paddling at Carsington
Vegetables are really good for you so I helped pod
the peas for dinner, tasting them as I worked.
I found out how to get into the rubbish bin
tonight. The effort was so worthwhile as the treasures that bin held
were just fantastic. I had just retrieved the lamb chop bone when mum
pounced on me. She put everything back in the bin, including the tea
bag, well she’s welcome to that it didn’t taste nice at all, and then I
got a finger wagging lecture.
Ken and Mick went fishing from a boat today, but
they only caught one fish, so it was no good hoping to get a taste of
that for supper.
I kind of understand what ‘no’ means, but I still
like to play-bite, and I get forgiven when I finish with a lick.
forgive
me
I just fit the width of the caravan bunk now, nose
to bottom I am 24inches. My tail is really long and when I walk it is
upright and I look very smart. My dreams are exciting now. I just used
to suckle, but now I dream about running and barking and places where I
have been. When I wake up I always yawn and stretch my legs and mum says
‘there’s another quarter of an inch’.
I find so many things to explore and to stare at,
new experiences need a lot of thought. Sometimes I sit upright and take
a good long look, sometimes I stand with one front paw bent which I
think helps me concentrate.
Wednesday 19th
This is me standing up on the bunk looking out of
the window.
We had a bit of a lazy day today, so I had plenty
of sleep. Supper was some chopped up sausage with mashed potato. This
was scrummy and I did not take my head out of the bowl until every last
sniff was gone. Mum says I am a bit of a picky eater, but as long as I
eat my Bakers complete it’s OK. So, in the middle of the night just to
please her I got up and crunched my way through my bowl of Bakers. I
just knew she would be pleased that I was eating it, so I made sure that
she was awake. My body clock is a bit strange sometimes. Usually I don’t
want to eat anything until about 11.00am because I’m too busy sleeping,
and then I want to eat in the afternoon and evening.
The farmer and his sheepdog came in our field today
to round up some sheep that got away. The farmer and some of our members
were running around getting the sheep through the gate while the
sheepdog came and spoke to me. I thought that was very polite of him,
but the farmer was not impressed.
Gerry arrived today. He hasn’t seen me for 4 weeks
and he is surprised how much I have grown. It’s all down to those
nutrients that mum keeps on about apparently. She does worry when I
don’t eat, but I know what is good for me.
Thursday 20th August
14 weeks old today and I am a special star as this
is the third morning in a row that I have had a dry pad. It is windy and
grey this morning so we jumped back into mum’s bed while she had her
coffee.
The weather has been pretty good while we have been
in Derbyshire which is just as well as I don’t like going out for a wee
in the wet.
Mick and Dorothy came over for coffee this morning
and we discussed the next caravan rally. That’s a good sign, because I
like this life.
After lunch we went out with Gerry and Myra. I sat
on mum’s lap on the back seat and I could see where we were going. First
we went to Alport Heights, the other side of Wirksworth. There was a map
on top of the hill that showed you how far things were on the horizon,
but who needs to look at power stations and Long Mynd when you can sniff
the rabbit burrows and run with the wind flapping your ears. It really
was windy up there so we moved on to Alderwasley to look at a new rally
site. Nice field with electrics, sheltered, fishing and a room to use in
the evenings. We will be coming back here with the caravan.
When we got back to the field we all had a cup of
tea and I found a biscuit under the table. I had a rough game with Phil
who had arrived in his motor-home today.
Friday 21st August
On our walk last night I got a lecture about
Ploughs and Bears and things in the sky. It was a beautiful starry
night, but cold. This morning I was waiting for mum to wake up and
eventually I had to tell her it was 7.00am and time to go out. It was
sunny but still cold, so when we came back in, I got inside her duvet.
My birth mother Bagel is also called ‘Duvet Dog’ and I think she has a
point. After an hour mum got up and uncovered my head, so this is me
while she was having her shower.
At 8.45am she said I really had to get up. I was
just soooo comfortable, but she was right I really did need to go out.
We went to see Christine today and she took mum and
me out in the car. We went to Cromford and saw Arkwright’s Mill and the
Cromford Canal. I sat in the front on mum’s lap and it was very
interesting watching where we were going and then I fell asleep. Mum had
my harness hooked on the seat belt so I felt very safe.
Cromford
Canal
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Saturday 22nd August
I woke mum up at 5.00am because I wanted to go out.
She put me back in my bed after my wee, but I cried until I was allowed
into her bed. It was cold, so I crawled down inside the bed and snuggled
up near her feet. What a great place on a cold morning.
Lots of activity today. Awning tidied and emptied,
pegs pulled out and then awning taken down. I feel a bit lost,
everything has moved. My bed is inside, my bowls have moved and there is
not much shade for a nap.
no fixed abode
Mum found two holes in a new box of cranberry juice
that she had placed under the caravan step. She said that she didn’t
need DNA evidence as she knew they were my tooth size. Whoops!
A walk today, not too far and then tea this
afternoon was a raw carrot chopped into large lumps. I ate it all so now
I will be able to see in the dark.
Sunday 23rd August
I was right, yesterday’s activities meant we are
going home today. We finished the packing and said thank you to our
rally officers and waved goodbye to everyone else as we drove out of the
field. I was in my cage in the car with food and water but I just
settled down after a while and had a snooze.
We didn’t stop on our journey today, so it was good
to get out when we reached home and have a wee. Mum was really busy
emptying the car and the caravan and reading the mail, so I inspected
the garden and of course the pond. I wonder if the frogs have missed me.
removing the evidence
Monday 24th August
Huge amounts of washing today. All day we were
hanging it out and bringing it in, folding it up and putting it back in
the caravan. The trouser legs are all pinned up on the line so it looks
as it they are dancing. I am told this is for my benefit, but I can’t
see any benefit in it at all. It just means I have to jump further to
reach them. Ahh, perhaps the jumping helps me to grow longer legs,
because something is certainly making my legs grow.
growing
legs
Tuesday 25th August
I found a frog on the lawn today. It jumped behind
some pots and I lost it. I looked behind the pots and right into the
pond but the little perisher got clean away.
Wednesday 26th August
I don’t know what was wrong with me last night but
I could not sleep and I just wanted to be with mum. She came down at
1.15am and we went up the garden. I just wanted to play, so we went back
to bed. I cried again and she came down at 2.15am and again at 4.30am.
We got up at 6.00am. We had a good sleep curled up together on the
settee in the afternoon and then we went for a walk to wear me out. In
the evening it rained and there were lots of snails on the lawn. I
thought mum would like some presents so I brought some of them in and
put them in the dining room for her. It took me several trips and I’m
not sure if she was as grateful as she should have been.
Thursday 27th August
This morning we went on the most fabulous walk.
About two miles along the redways in total. We walked along the side of
the stream on Bancroft and saw a heron. We met quite a few dogs,
including Charlie an eight week old black Labrador. I thought that I was
the new kid on the block but he was much smaller than me. It really was
a good walk and I enjoyed it tremendously.
I had quite a good time today, the weather was
nice, there was more washing on the line to jump and tug at and I found
a few treasures in the garden to bring indoors to chew up. I also went
to a lot of trouble to pick mum a daisy that was really difficult to
reach. Why the best flowers grow on the far side of the pond I just
don’t know.
picking daisies and my new beard
When it was dark and really late we had a game of
football on the lawn to wear me out before bedtime. I got so excited
that I jumped in the pond again. Duckweed everywhere. I ran into the
kitchen, mum ran to shut the dining room door but too late, I’m faster
than she is now and I can skid round the corners on the wet tiles. I got
all the way round through the dining room and the conservatory and back
out into the garden and she couldn’t catch me at all. I thought the
speckled duckweed pattern on the carpets and the kitchen tiles added a
certain ‘je ne sais quoi’ to the ambience of the house.
Friday 28th August 2009
I was awake and waiting for mum when she came down
before 7.00am. She got the breakfast, but it’s too early for me to eat.
I went and sat by the front door and barked. The door was opened and I
sat in the porch looking at my lead. Now, how big a clue is that! Too
early, said mum, so we went upstairs to start the jobs. More beds to
make as visitors arriving on Sunday, so I tried to help in my normal
way. My godmother Gill is coming and she is bringing another friend
Carole who understandably can’t wait to meet me.
Mum relented just before eight and so we set off at
a brisk pace on our walk. We met Duke the elderly Doberman from next
door, but he doesn’t walk as far as us so we left him behind. I was
worried that mum may have forgotten yesterday’s fabulous route, so I
went in front to make sure she got it right. I chased a few leaves that
were blowing in the wind, watched some birds swooping over the river and
stopped at some very good sniffs. We got fairly near home and she
suddenly changed direction. That confused me, until we came round a
corner and I stopped in amazement, I recognised where we were and had a
jump about.
Straight in for breakfast, my Greek yoghurt with
honey with a few crumbled shreddies went down well and then I curled up
in the sun in the dining room for my nap.
Chicken breast again for lunch, I’ve had the same
thing all this week, although today it was enhanced by a little stilton
mash.
Today I learned to jump on the settee in the
conservatory. It sort of happened by accident. I got so excited and
jumped and there I was. A bit later on mum was looking for me and could
not find me anywhere. She was sounding really worried, so I just moved
my head and she spotted me. I had realised what a good spot this was and
so I returned here for my nap. It’s a good view up the garden, I can see
mum on her laptop and it’s warm and out of the wind. It is also more
comfortable than my own bed in the kitchen which happens to be full of
toys, sticks and stones from the garden.
Mum cleaned the floors this morning and all traces
of my adventures disappeared. Gone are the bits of flower pot, the
shredded paper, the wicker work from the waste paper bin, the fringing
off the lounge rug, even the dried duckweed has vanished. Oh well,
nothing else for it I’ll have to start again. Perhaps a little hole
digging and then……………….
Friday evening we went out in the car, met
Annette who was responsible for breeding me and then went on to
Sharnbrook for dinner with friends. Annette told mum that I was walking
too far and I was to be limited to 20 minutes. But I am so enjoying my
walks. It’s all to do with the hips in later life, whatever that means.
So I am to be cut down and I don’t like the sound of it at all. Annette
had a good look at me and pronounced herself pleased at my progress. She
asked mum if she was pleased with me and mum said ‘yes’. I should jolly
well think she is pleased with me, after all I help in the house and
garden every day.
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Saturday 29th
Helen picked me up early just after my walk, so mum
could go and do a talk on WWII at Dunstable. I got in the car and sat on
the front seat with my harness attached to the seat belt. I can see
Helen and where I am going. I forgot to say goodbye to mum as I was
interested in where we were going. We had a long car journey on the
motorway, Helen lost her temper a couple of times, she said it was
because we were in a traffic jam and she didn't know why, all I know is
that I enjoyed it as the windows were down low and I could see everyone
in their cars. Although I didn't like this big thing that was next to us
and I barked and barked at it, Helen laughed at me and told me it was a
Lorry, we'll I don't like lorries as they smell and are so big.
Finally we arrived at a new house, Helen told me
that the people who owned it were family and that I would love them,
they are called Jennie and Paul and have 2 older children called
Danielle and Scott, I have to say that I approve of these people they
made a huge fuss of me and played with me for hours. But all they kept
saying to Helen was that they couldn't understand why she called me ASBO
and not Drummer as I was so well behaved, of course I am...
They kept laughing at my ears, I can't understand
why, can you? I personally think that they add to my cuteness. After I
had my lunchtime sleep I decided that I now knew these people fairly
well and started to explore properly, OK I admit it I was slightly bored
and Jennie had put her washing out and you all know how fascinated I am
in washing lines, let's just say that after lunch I lived up to the name ASBO...
Late afternoon Helen announced that we had better
go home, I wasn't ready to go yet but she started to pack the car up.
Jennie and Paul had other ideas on this as well, and Jennie picked me up
and ran upstairs with me and handed me to Danielle in her bedroom, her
window was open and we listened to the conversation in the garden.
Helen came back and asked where I was, Paul
announced that the RSPCA had flown in by helicopter and taken me away as
apparently I wasn't being looked after properly, Danielle and I were
laughing quietly upstairs. Helen wasn't having any of this though and
told them that they couldn't kidnap me and that she wouldn't leave
without me, Mum would have been so proud of her, I'm still not quite
sure what kidnapped meant but it was all a good game. I could hear Helen
coming up the stairs and shouting for me, Danielle finally handed me
over but it took a while, they were really trying to convince Helen to
leave me there and forget about me, I am so glad she didn't, I like
Helen. By the time we arrived home I was so tired I could hardly keep
awake, although it was nice to be home and have some peace and quiet.
Sunday 30th
Gill and Carole came early today and we all went
off for a walk. It was a bit too far for me, so I got carried the last
bit and mum said that I was eating too many doughnuts and weighed too
much. I have never had a doughnut, but they sounded good so perhaps I’ll
try one soon.
Gill gave me a new toy called Fido. He is a bit
like Boris with arms and legs that you can grab, so he’s pretty good. I
watched a DVD on the TV today. It seemed to be all about me, and mum was
in it too. I could hear mum’s voice and see the caravan, it was all
rather strange.
There were too many women chatting today so I got
on the settee in the conservatory and had a good sleep.
napping
Monday 31st
Our walk this morning was very quiet, we hardly met
anyone at all. Mum said it was because it’s a bank holiday today and the
rest of the world was still in bed. Why would you want to be in bed on a
wonderful day like today? The sun was shining, the birds were singing,
it’s just great to be out and about.
As it is a holiday today I thought perhaps nothing
too strenuous, so a little light gardening with some good soil
distributed on the lawn from some old potted plants. That should make
the grass grow.
gardening
Tuesday 1st
We worked in the morning and then Helen picked me
up so that mum could go and get me some nail clippers on her way to
Dunstable for her Guide meeting.
I made a major breakthrough when I learned to get
up and down the stairs this morning. I was rather pleased with myself,
but mum’s reaction was difficult to understand.
Helen and Ed took me for a ride in the car to see a
new friend, Carla. She has 5 dogs that Ed calls the furry five, I was
worried about meeting all of them. Carla put them all up the garden when
we arrived and boy was I glad, the noise they mad and they are all big
collies except one called Gucci, he is a poodle and I thought he was
wonderful, so he was allowed in and I followed him about all the time.
Just as I was settling in, Carla appeared with a
bag and asked Helen to hold me, next thing I knew Carla was clipping my
nails, I screamed not because it hurt but because I didn't want it done.
Carla told Helen that I had a lot of poodle in me as my new friend Gucci
behaved just as badly, I knew then that Carla was not going to fall for
this so I screamed and yelped even louder. It worked on Helen she
thought I was in pain and was worried, Carla just picked me up and gave
me to Ed to hold, and I thought he was my friend. Helen then noticed
that I was only making a racket and misbehaving when Carla was no-where
near me and when she was actually clipping my nails I was quiet. OK so I
am a drama queen, I learnt that today as Helen kept calling me it, I
think it has a certain ring to it that I approve of...
Wednesday 2nd
I got in a bit of bother tonight. It was almost
bedtime and I went up the garden. The security light was on and mum said
there was no excuse for falling in the pond, and as for the two feet of
duckweed that I trailed through the kitchen, the dining room and the
conservatory, I have to say it was entirely her fault that I jumped on
the settee and left it up there. I would never have done that if she had
not yelled at me, she really was rather a crosspatch tonight. I was
still wet when I went to bed and it was not as comfortable as it usually
is.
Thursday 3rd
This afternoon we went off in the car. I was on the
front passenger seat attached to the seat belt. First stop was Pets at
Home and in we went. What a great place. When mum paid I was given a
treat and so I promptly got down on the floor to eat it. I did not move
until I had finished every crumb and apparently that held up the queue.
What did they expect me to do?
Then we went to Luton and it was a sunny day so we
had the window open. When we stopped at some traffic lights the man in
the car next to us spoke to me, but I did not have time to respond as we
drove off. Shame, because he started by saying how cute I was. At
Stopsley we put some things in the car and then we went to Barton to
have dinner with Jennie and Paul. I had a game of football in the garden
with Scott and several cuddles with Danielle and then we drove home in
the dark, so I slept.
When I went out in the garden for my last wee there
was a funny spiky thing called a hedgehog on the lawn. It ran away when
it saw me, which was just as well because I may have got a spike stuck
up my nose!
Friday 4th
Lots of activity today, I was quite worn out by
lunch time. Mum and I went up and down stairs with piles of clothes and
bedding and towels to wash and to put in the caravan. Then all the
washing had to be hung out. The caravan fridge was packed, the car was
packed, the grass was cut, phew! I helped with absolutely everything of
course.
Whilst mum was on the phone this morning I did have
time for a quick dip in the pond. I don’t want the frogs to think that
I’ve forgotten them so I look for them every day, sometimes several
times. They are quite difficult to see, so you have to put your face
right in the water, and just when you think they are not there, one pops
up right under your nose.
I overheard a conversation about chicken wire going
round the pond. Now, is that to keep the frogs in, or me out?
Saturday 5th
On our walk this morning I met several new dogs and
people because on Saturdays people walk at different times. The twenty
minute walk round the block, I now stretch to take forty minutes by
stopping for quite a few wees and a lot of sniffing. Sometimes I stop
for a dance around, often in the middle of the road. We do a sit and
cross routine but it is a bit boring so as we start to cross I have a
dance round the lead.
Home for breakfast, wafer thin ham this morning and
then a nap on the conservatory settee. The sun is out and it is just the
right temperature in here today.
For goodness sake not more cleaning, just when I
want a bit of peace and quiet, the cleaner starts.
Gill arrived today and even more stuff was put in
the caravan and car. Looks promising!
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